This is what I've been working on the last week. Here's another fun vacation story. The vacation I mentioned going on when I went on hiatus for Trials of Trust was a trip to England. I joined my mother on a history tour for Queen Elizabeth I, and on one of the last days of the tour we got to dress up in Tudor costumes to walk around the castle. I never turn down a chance to cosplay, so this was one of the highlights of the trip. But, of course, I tripped over the dress train and fell. And of course my mother caught it on camera. Still, it was a fun trip.
ninjago-text-adventures:
Lloyd: I got banned from a FSM church.
Lloyd: Apparently, even if I'm the grandson of God-
Lloyd: I can't waltz in there and call my own grampa a "conniving bitch" without everyone telling me not to disrespect him.
Lloyd: And then the old ladies tossed me out when I told them he wasn't going to come back to life and screw them.
Lloyd: I plan to do this stunt until I am banned in every major and minor FSM church in Ninjago.
Wu: Let me get this straight-
Lloyd: I'm not straight, but continue.
Wu: You went to one of my father's temples of worship, disrespected him, threw verbal nonsense at the elderly, got kicked out, and banned-
Lloyd: I know, Uncle-
Wu: Without me?
Lloyd:
Lloyd: a-
Day 4: Scallop
My OC Mari usually wears a scallop shell necklace, so I decided to draw her.
nellipusen:
kiokushitaka:
nijuukoo:
breaking-banjos:
gician:
justalifelongphase:
officialarmatoloi:
critical-perspective:
tunte:
Why
This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.
holy shit
Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don't pour water on it, and don't freak out. Cook safely!
Or throw flour on it to smother it.
/quick safety announcement
NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.
YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.
Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.
The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.
REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES
can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called "do not try this at home" where they tested all sort of stuff you're not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.
systlin:
Oh my god
kittyknowsthings:
…..
procrastinatingfeminist:
You know what, that sounds eerily like Warlock Dowling is the progenitor of the Addams family.
cheeseanonioncrisps:
Broke: Adult Warlock looks back on his childhood being raised by a demonic Mary Poppins and her boyfriend/archnemesis the oddly religious gardener and is rightly a bit freaked out.
Woke: Being the son of a man who doesn't really have time for him and has expectations for a Male Child that he keeps pushing onto him, and a woman who is clearly willing to use him to get at her husband (listen to her voice when she says "hello Warlock" after rejecting the family name Thaddeus. Tell me that isn't the voice of revenge) was way weirder. Nanny Astoreth and Brother Francis were actually pretty good caretakers and, though he admits they had their eccentricities, Warlock looks back on them fondly.
Bespoke: Warlock was pretty isolated as a child, since a combination of being homeschooled and constantly living under threat of kidnapping meant he didn't get to interact with other kids much. When he went to university, as a kind of rebellion against his family he deliberately befriended a lot of people who weren't of his social class, and so wouldn't have had nannies and gardeners growing up.
As a result, Warlock Dowling has spent his whole life assuming that all nannies and all gardeners are just Like That, and puts any weirdness down to him having had an unusually posh upbringing.
He quite happily sings Crowley's lullaby to his own kids. He tells them they're going to be princes and princesses of Hell in the same way that other parents tell their kids about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Teaches them to refer to animals as 'brother this' or 'sister that' and makes deliberately cryptic remarks about them 'coming into their true power'.
Warlock Dowling obliviously passing on the new family tradition, because he wants to raise his kids right.
mrevaunit42:
zatanna-maximoff:
marzipanandminutiae:
aspiringwarriorlibrarian:
funnytwittertweets:
Honestly you don't even have to change the genre much. Guy probably went through quite the ordeal because of all the people trying to get to Indy.
Day 1: "Professor Jones, hate to bother you but there's an assassin trying to kill me, do you have…yes I see it…*gunshots* just to make sure, is there any paperwork I can file or should I just call the police?"
Day 85: "Oh fucking try me, I have 84 papers to grade because that lazy asshole went off to fucking Burma in the middle of fucking finals week, if you don't leave right the fuck now I will awaken that ancient artifact in the corner and turn your intestines into fucking snakes."
also, don't forget: the movies are set in the 1930s-50s
so please imagine this 20-year-old girl who's had to practically fight god to convince everyone that, no, she would NOT be happier with a degree in home economics and yes, she DOES want to be an archaeologist. she's had to deal with male grad students trying to steal her research and constant patronizing questions about whether she can really handle the dirt and insects out in the field. even Indy, who stands up for her when the department leadership tries to pull Some Bullshit, sometimes treats her like a glorified secretary just out of habit
when the bad guys show up, they are therefore faced with a young woman who exists in a permanent state of simmering rage. she has a sensible wool skirt and practical oxfords and a baseball bat and you can fuck right off if you're trying to pull this nonsense right after one of her professors just called her "sweetie" for the dozenth time
Okay idk if the timing and logistics match up at all but i just have a fever thought that his TA is none other than Mrs Evelyn O'Connell. Just think about it.
Jones: Are you sure you're up for this position?
Evie: Dr Jones I assure you that despite being a woman I-
Jones: No no it's not that, it's just that there's a lot of… weird artifacts that come through my door
Evie: Oh, well I actually have some experience with weird
Jones: and sometimes it can get dangerous…
Evie *smiling*: I can handle that as well
(Later in the school year, during a shoot out)
Jones: You weren't kidding! *gunshots*
Evie pulling out a grenade and chucks it: These ruffians aren't half as bad Imhotep, and he was nothing compared to midterms *explosion*
Evie: Oh dear they seem to have brought more friends. Pass me my bag Professor Jones if you'd please.
Jones: Sure Evie *hands her the bag*
Evie: *pulls out an old fashion pistol with a large bell*
Jones: I don't think that's going to be enough.
Evie: Oh it's not. I'm phoning my husband *fires a flare through the window*
Jones: I doubt stiff upper lip gent is going to help us right now Evie.
Evie: I whole heartedly agree Professor Jones.
*A moment later Rick crashes the car through the wall and pulls out a tommy gun. He screams at the top of his lungs as he rushes the bad guys*
Evie: Luckily my husband is American.
Day 3: Bat
There are actually multiple bats in this picture. There's the baseball bat. The one on the back of the shirt in picture and in writing. The batwing hair bow, and of course, I couldn't resist drawing my vampire OC Bianca 'BeBe' Batts.
dduane:
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smooththegoofyshark:
mezimraky:
omghotmemes:
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it's will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT
(snicker) He's brilliant.
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
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